Saturday, June 13, 2009

My friend Sarah (to the saleswoman) about her choice of clothes

Women with short hair
Need to be aggressively
sexual in dress.

ouch

Jagged fingernail
Cut my lip and scratched my face.
Wish I'd cut it off.

Friday, June 12, 2009

I am messy

Pasta and pesto
I dropped onto my jumper
I'm glad it's not white.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ugly AND lazy?

Who can be bothered.
Writing haiku is a drag.
They suck, anyway.

I want Jim's bedroom




Maybe with some blinds.

I discovered the blog of NY-based photographer, Jim Franco, via this image from Simple Lovely.

Anyway, so much eye-candy on the web, so few eyes to view it. Check out his portfolio.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Risks of the profession

The geriatric
Population has become
oh so dear to me.

Note to mother nature

Insipid, small flecks.
Piss-poor precipitation.
Rain properly, please.

The haiku of a petite yet perfectly-proportioned pair*

I wish you'd hook up.
However, you claim to be
Incompatible.

*Pair of people, not boobies

Sunday, June 7, 2009

I shaved my head for charity, you oaf

Just because a girl
Has short hair, doesn't mean that
She's a lesbian!