I shaved my head for charity, you oaf

Just because a girl
Has short hair, doesn't mean that
She's a lesbian!

Nice package

Yesterday, I finally made it to the post office to collect my package from Brown Button Trading. It was beautifully wrapped, as were the individual items I bought. It all arrived intact (I was worried about the glass jars) and Kimberlee, who runs the store, paid for the postage and insurance! I definitely recommend it - what excellent service (and products). Below is one of the items I ordered...will post pictures of the rest when they're in use.

Words to describe me:
Unreliable, lazy
and disappointing.

whinge boring whinge

I am attempting
to read less and to sleep more
because my eyes hurt.

Boring clinic letters are even more boring two weeks later

Cleaning the house and
Dictating clinic letters.
What a crappy night.

Blogs are always having giveaways*; here's a super giveaway.

*nb not my blog

Poop

Bird shit on windscreen
Size of meat pie. Won't dissolve
Despite heavy rains.