rage opening sequence.

Rage rage rage rage rage
Ra-ra-ra-rage rage rage rage
Ra-ra rage rage rage.

This morning at work

Rude bitch on the phone
Hung up on me, made me fume.
BAD secretary.

Didn't get home from work 'til midnight last night whinge

Yesterday I failed
To post a haiku so here
are two shitty ones.

Haiku's s'posed to be about the seasons and stuff

No rain for four weeks
Now the streets are awash like
a giant carwash.

I'm baking for tomorrow's multidisciplinary team meeting

Rotten banana:
Versatile ingredient
and fun for food fights.

Some ingredients of cough medicine

Oxymel of squill*,
Glycyrrhiza glabra root
and codeine phosphate.


*I've not heard of this before but it sounds like fun. Like it's extracted from a small burrowing rodent found in dark forests.

Today's haiku - boring

My attempts to write
Patient notes in haiku form
Are unsuccessful

Free postage at Brown Button Trading

This new Aussie online store has free postage for Australian customers for the month of May. Visit her blog here for details. She sells stationery, ribbons, jewellery, Marvis toothpaste and other fine wares. I think i will buy the "Drinks Monitor" badge. And these glass canisters. Don't tell my mum.

The aesthetically non-pleasing distribution of adipose tissue

Its quivering jowls
Threatened to consume its chin
And all those nearby.

Today's activities, purchases, stuff.

Mt Lawley. Breakfast (at 1330) with Sarah at Cantina 663. Mmm, bacon. Then, shopping. Purchases included Alice McCall Caterpillar vest at Billie & Rose, Cuprocking necklace by TMOD (there is a great story behind it, although I just like the squashed plastic cup look - picture via their online store), earrings from Behind the Monkey and books from Planet.

Also coveted: Digby & Iona jewellery (especially this moustache necklace) at Planet.

Daylight saving referendum - the outcome.

Unsurprisingly
"No" prevailed, popular choice
Of the middle-aged.

Photo wall - the pictures on the wall are much nicer than the pictures of the wall

It extends further to the right and left but my photography skills are very inferior.